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I'm only posting this bc my brother said it would make his life complete to be featured in one of my Family Funnies...
So here it is... We heard a paper supply company near our house had toilet paper. Dan went to buy some since we are getting low. They were only selling it in NINETY-SIX ROLL CRATES. So he got the second to last crate they had, and then walked out, looking left, right and over his shoulder, feeling like he should've had police protection or something...
He said, check with our peeps. See if anyone needs any. So I text my brother, George:
"Dan scored 96 rolls of toilet paper if you need any."
Him: "I'm good. You probably need that just for you."
I told him he scored a literal LOL for that one. He NEVER disappoints me with his comebacks. Ever.
If any of our local peeps are desperate, we hear Home Depot in Middletown has some and so do we! Let us know if you need a roll or two! During the great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020, we're all in this together. ... See MoreSee Less